When I was a kid I thought that Colgate had secret hidden cameras in bathroom mirrors so they could film people brushing their teeth to use in their advertisements. So when I went to brush my teeth I used to try and be really upbeat so they would pick me for the ads.
i’m that horrible friend that reads your text message then puts the phone down for 2 minutes to do something and forgets to reply until three hours later
I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS
SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND
it looks fake
Yeah, it’s definitely fake.
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
and then i still don’t believe them
a bisexual pop group called Both Directions
a pansexual pop group called All Directions
an asexual pop group called No Directions
a questioning pop group called Which Direction
a homosexual pop group called One Direction
i wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class